Friday, July 2, 2010

PARIS IS BURNING


Oh monsters, my little monsters. M heard that the traffic is sooo bad outside right now because of the newly opened Forever 21 and that Bench thing going, so she decided to stay-in in the comfort of her living room, sitting in her acid pink ostrich leather couch, sipping strawberry martini  and watching old films in her 150-inch plasma TV. I don't know about you, but the only Forever 21 I know is my age and the only Uncut I wanna see tonight is my 18-year-old Croation boytoy beside me. So, as I sift through my collection of reels, I came across this fabulous fabulous film called Paris is Burning.  It's a film I bought in New York back in the days when I was still working as a stripper down in 23rd Street, It's a film about the drag balls from the '80s in NYC, where groups of gay men and transgenders, known as the Houses,  would out-walk and out-dance each other in various Vogue poses. Hence, the birth of the term Voguing. Hearing of the Panty Monsters and Cam Whores, I'm having flashes of  deja Vogue and thinking...maybe, just maybe, we could notch this shit a bit. Bottomline is, it's still all about money, success, fame and glamour. If you, monsters, don't have anything planned out tonight, go ahead and download this film in torrent and watch it. It'd be a nice extra point on your PQ (Pop-culture Quotient). 


<3,
M


TORCH SONG TRILOGY- OPENING MONOLOGUE


"Try as I may... I just can't walk in Flats!"

TAVI, MEET JOE AND DUKE




Out with the old, in with the new! 
Monsters, meet the littlest monsters from London, Joe and Duke! 
Fashion monsters are getting younger every minute and these adorable twins are just 8 and they wear leopard print already. M definitely loves them !!!

Should people be able to wear whatever they want? Is it right or wrong that people get made fun of because of their clothes?

Joe: It’s wrong, because everyone is allowed to have their own style. And because it’s mean. And because other people don’t decide how you look.

So true. Does anyone at your school ever get made fun of because of what they wear?

Joe: I do sometimes. 

What do you say back?

Joe: Normally I say I don’t care, because it took me a long time to pick out this outfit!







pc and int from slutever

SAINT DAPHNE GRABS A BEAUTY CONTRACT



Greetings, little monsters! Your response to our pretty little blog is overwhelming! We got  more than a hundred clicks in less than 24 hours! Beat that! You make M's heart melt. (sniff-sniff) 

And you know what else makes M's heart melt? 

Panty Monster and M's fashion saint, Daphne Guinness, is the new face of beau-tey for the Nars F/W 2010-2011's  ad campaign. Saint Daphne has previously appeared in Francois Nars' 15 x 15  Coffee Table Book in October last year, reprising her role as the make-up artist's muse!  Yes, my little monsters, that's our momma wearing what we could just assume an early Alexander Mcqueen leather armor dripping probably in her own  baubles. Calvin Klein once said that, "the best thing is to look natural, but it takes makeup to look natural." So why bother trying to look natural when you can look super! Supernatural, that is! 

Until then, 


Thursday, July 1, 2010

BECAUSE WE ARE NOT JUST "BOYS IN DRESSES!"







Noxeema Jackson
When a straight man puts on a dress and gets his sexual kicks, he is a transvestite. When a man is a woman trapped in a man's body and has a little operation, he is a Transsexual. When a gay man has WAY too much fashion sense for one gender he is a drag queen. And when a tired little Latin boy puts on a dress, he is simply a boy in a dress!


Chi Chi Rodriguez
I didn’t ask to come on this trip, did I? No, I don’t think so! Did I ask for you to be making me over, jump through all kinds of hoops like some kind of circus poodle? No, I don’t think so! And do I want to go to jail because of some cop killer? No, I don’t think so! So as soon as we get to the next town, I’m jumping on the first man and I’m riding him all the way to New York City and away from you two puckered up stuck up putas because this trip sucks! It sucks!


Vida Boheme
Internal combustion, the ultimate accessory.


from To Wong Foo With Love From Julie Newmar

PANTY MONSTERS: GAY FRIED EDITION





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